Screw sports, screw them all! Mwahaha!

I finally got fed up with football and quit. No, I did not quit because I wimped out. I got through Two-A-Days, and the first scrimmage. Pissed the hell out of me. If I hadn't been talked into doing football I would have quit the first day of Two-A-Days, but I'm a man of my word and went all the way through it to the point where they literally ask you to quit.

Seeing as I was STILL unable to force myself to like football, or any other sports, I took off my helmet and walked off the field, unstrapping my pads as I went, tossed them in my locker, threw on my jeans, grabbed my bag, walked out the door, went to Allsups, and bought two "Gorrilla Piss" yellow powerade. I then went and did a man's job, fixing fence during one of the hottest goddamn days all year. And then I walked twenty more miles to get back home once I finished that fence, and promptly jumped on this computer. That was yesterday.

So today I get back on track and start updating a little more often. But since highschool starts in about a week, don't expect updates to be more than maybe once every three days, if that. No, that's not official. I update whenever the hell I want and I'm usually tired after seven or so hours of bullshit.

Here's a picture I drew of a stickfigure with one foot: I call him Bloody Manco.

This guy will kick the shit out of you, he only needs one foot to do the job. He has only one foot. He murders people. He stomps on their heads with his footless right leg, impaling their brains up to his shins. And he does it for absolutely no reason at all.

Because he's a video-game character, preferably a game made with Flash and posted on Newgrounds. He will fuck you up, and he will enjoy it.

However, since I don't have Flash, nor a Newgrounds account, the idea of ever creating a game for Bloody Manco is laughable at best. Also, I just noticed that the lines on his "crotch-protector" are thicker than the lines on his "torso-protector". Damnit.

Still, I like the way this picture came out. I was originally going to have him with a more brooding stature, dragging a completely black stickman behind him (Manco is black with green filling, yum) by the straps of his own body-armor. Leaving a blood-trail. And the words: "Manco Will Finish This" written in blood somewhere in the picture. Preferably over his head. And all sorts of shit, like dust and smoke and grime and blood streaked all over Manco like he'd just gotten out of a gunfight.

But I'm lazy and instead just posted a stickfigure with a shotgun, a bleeding stub for a right foot, and a generally pissed off attitude. Sounds a lot like most action heroes.

I like action heroes. They kick ass.