Sign of the End Times #3,457,221: I UPDATED.

One day somebody will stumble upon (with or without Stumble Upon) this blog, and they will read it. And they will either hate it or love it.

Really, I don't care. Because I just like doing a blog. Very fun. In fact, fucking fun.

I'm still hard at work on my book. Not doing the "real" book yet, just a shorter and simpler book leading up to it. Same setting, some of the same characters, but more of a prologue to the "real" book. An introduction, if you will.

Also working on a short novella-length work about Gnomes in a Western, Post-Civil War setting.

Here's a couple pictures I drew:

So how fares the book?

Pretty damn well, actually.

Will it ever be published?

Provided I'm not killed, horribly maimed or otherwise incapacitated, then yes.

Any pictures for us?

You know it, bitch! If you haven't already seen it, you are fucking BLIND.

Any more pictures? You'll have to behave. And you can thank my expensive new scanner for the above baby. It took hours to set the motherfucker up and I got a papercut doing so. On my thumb, of all places. I mean, I can stand a papercut on my dick, it's an occupational hazard when you read porn mags for a living, but shit... my namesake? My faking namesake? Oh, the thumb.

Anyway, I pushed a heavy truck out of the mud. In the rain. In my pajamas. So I'm feeling real manly right now. And sore. Very, very sore.

...Alright, enough of this shit. END.

New Post, hurrah

Yay I made a new post. I'm also much happier now than I was last year, so happy new years, christmas, thanksgiving and all that jazz people.

I made an image for my book. Did I tell you I was working on a book? Well I am. And it is awesome.

Here's the map:

Pretty damn awesome, don't you think? Anyway, the red nation is at war with the blue nations, the yellow nation and the green mountain barbarian country. The big lake in the center might or might not be removed, but suffice to say it provides a natural barrier for invading armies and I need at least one lake in the red country. The two parallel mountain lines in the north of the red country are called the Reiches; they have a gap in them controlled by the stone fortress known as the Reichburg. The southern tip of the red nation is controlled by Fort Sgein, a wooden fort in a small pass, usually used for trade. The yellow nation has fiery arrows. Ouch.

Also, I have a copyright on this baby, and anybody who uses it without my permission (and I will not give that out freely) will get their pants sued off. My book, my map, my world, my money. And copyrights are fucking expensive, so that's a lot of my money.

More to come on the book, later. Much later.